Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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