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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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