in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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