What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I love you.
Bad choice
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