I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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