I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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