just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
