The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i think my tv is drunk
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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