East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Who did Billy Mays play for?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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