You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The uberlube is also flammable
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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