We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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