Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Randomize
