Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I've blown a few things in my day
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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