yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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