it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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