he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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