so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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