I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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