? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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