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...rubbing the wood a little too much?

Submitted by orangeorange on Apr 23, 10 at 1:36pm

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I live in the 713 area. let's hook up. I have hardwood floors, no splinters.

Submitted by texastejas on Apr 23, 10 at 6:34pm

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Splinters are bad

Submitted by nos71 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:35pm

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On your hand or dick??

Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 1:53pm

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When you make your own dildo, you are supposed to sand it down.

Submitted by faravamus_prime on Apr 23, 10 at 1:50pm

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I was wondering the same thing purple aha

Submitted by smellmyfakelegs on Apr 23, 10 at 3:09pm

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Whoever said this is a good night must be some kind of masochist.

Submitted by ButteredToast on Apr 23, 10 at 1:48pm

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Alen001:you fucking fagit, go get a splinter in your dick

Submitted by imboyo on Apr 23, 10 at 10:56pm

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Got wood

Submitted by rams2212 on Apr 23, 10 at 4:59pm

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Haha orangeorange xD\nOh jesusss why the hell are you masturbating if you have splinters? Isn't that like common sense?

Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Apr 23, 10 at 7:06pm

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Were you banging a hot chick until you noticed it was a log?

Submitted by Malleck on Apr 24, 10 at 12:13am

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No shit.

Submitted by faravamus_prime on Apr 23, 10 at 1:36pm

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ahahaha i bet u still did it haha

Submitted by kush23 on Apr 25, 10 at 10:04pm

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Hahahahaha Houston

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 1:48pm

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... Ow!

Submitted by cbtango on Apr 23, 10 at 6:51pm

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You're that desprate?

Submitted by wilddude on Apr 24, 10 at 12:52pm

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I warned you about fucking your desk, didn't I?now you have to go sand your dick!

Submitted by inawe on Apr 25, 10 at 11:38pm

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Owch!!!

Submitted by bradorzo on May 1, 10 at 11:11pm

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Pinochio had no trouble with this

Submitted by leadbelly on Apr 26, 10 at 12:57pm

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Submitted by orangeorange on Apr 23, 10 at 1:36pm

Submitted by texastejas on Apr 23, 10 at 6:34pm

Submitted by nos71 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:35pm

Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 1:53pm

Submitted by faravamus_prime on Apr 23, 10 at 1:50pm

Submitted by smellmyfakelegs on Apr 23, 10 at 3:09pm

Submitted by ButteredToast on Apr 23, 10 at 1:48pm

Submitted by imboyo on Apr 23, 10 at 10:56pm

Submitted by rams2212 on Apr 23, 10 at 4:59pm

Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Apr 23, 10 at 7:06pm

Submitted by Malleck on Apr 24, 10 at 12:13am

Submitted by faravamus_prime on Apr 23, 10 at 1:36pm

Submitted by kush23 on Apr 25, 10 at 10:04pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 1:48pm

Submitted by cbtango on Apr 23, 10 at 6:51pm

Submitted by wilddude on Apr 24, 10 at 12:52pm

Submitted by inawe on Apr 25, 10 at 11:38pm

Submitted by bradorzo on May 1, 10 at 11:11pm

Submitted by leadbelly on Apr 26, 10 at 12:57pm

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