Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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