she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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