I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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