youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Randomize
