At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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