just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
