So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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