I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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