i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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