READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
There's even glitter on my cock...
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