yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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