This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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