i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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