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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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