Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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