i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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