omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Threesome in a minivan. New low
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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