ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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