Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
