He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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