No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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