Is it because I queefed?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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