awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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