But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
