I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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