So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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