But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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