as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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