And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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