I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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