I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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