you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
how drunk are you?
Several
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
