Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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