therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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