I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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