You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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