pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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