Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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