Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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